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[問卦] 女生乳房叫雪乳,男生陰莖叫啥?

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williammini
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女生的乳房 很多都稱為「雪乳」

是指雪白的乳房 雪是形容詞,乳是名詞

如果照這規則,男生的陰莖是不是要叫「粉腸」?

是指粉紅的香腸~ 粉是形容詞,腸是名詞


有沒有男生的陰莖要叫什麼的八卦?

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