Re: [新聞] 洋男弄痛人妻的「vagina」 老公Google翻
大家嚎。
我來不負責任的翻譯一下。
J:I'm sorry to hear that your husband isn't by your side
J:我很遺憾妳老公不喜歡你那裡
蕭:I can't choose one between you two.I need to be a good mom,and also be a good girlfriend for you.
蕭:我不能在你兩之間做選擇,我是一個有需求的地方好媽媽、好女伴。
J:Would you still like to come by after work?
J:下班後你想來我這一發嗎?
蕭:Yes,I almost finish my job.I think I will arrive at 8.Or a little earlier .. .
蕭:我插一點就做完了,我想我可以在八點前達到...
J:Thank you for letting me stay in here last night.
J:謝謝你昨晚讓我流在裡面。
J:Sorry for keeping you late.You're the only woman in my life,and it will remain that way. I've never cheated on anyone in my life.I hope you have a great night!
J:抱歉用同一個姿勢到太晚了,你是我今生唯一的女人,我這輩子沒有說謊,希望你這晚有感覺到我的大。
J:It doesn't matter which day.I have no schedule .I'd say whichever days you prefer woule be the best,because I'd love to see you any day and every day!
J:哪一天約都沒關係,哪一天你想要都是最好棒棒的,任何一天、每一天!
蕭:Do you miss me?I miss you a lot
蕭:你覓濕我嗎?我覓濕你了好多~
J:Yes,I miss you as well! You're always welcome to stop by befer work if you'dlike
J:我也很覓濕妳,工作前~不要停~妳喜歡~
蕭:Maybe tomorrow around 11 am.I will come to see you for a little while. Or after I finish my work today.
蕭:明早11點前可以讓你看看,或者今天我坐完工。
J:Do you have time to stop by for a minute?
J:你有幾分鐘讓我挺流嗎?
蕭:Sorry,I am home now..do you miss me?I will see you tomorrow.
蕭:抱歉我在家,你覓濕我?我明天濕你。
J:Yes,I miss you!Looking forward to seeing you tomorrow!
J:是的我覓濕你!我前面明天讓你看看!
J:I miss your face and touch and I'm lonely. I really would love to see you ifonly for 30 minutes. Please,I love you!
J:我覓濕你的臉(踏取?)我很長。我想見你30分鐘我愛妳!
蕭:I can't lose you. you must know that you are the most important man in my life.
蕭:我不能輸給你,你是我人生最重腰的那個。
J:Yor're the most important woman in my life too,and I can't lose you either.I will be good
J:你也是最重搖的女人在我人身,我也不能輸給你,我很擅長。
J:I don't know what made you think that,but I want to spend the rest of my life with you.
J:我不知道什麼讓你想到那裡去,我想花我人生的休息時間和你在一起。
蕭及 J 多次提及:I love you.I love you too.
蕭及J多次提及:幹這都要我翻譯,難怪你跨年沒有妹子約。
蕭:After I got up this morning,I feel a little pain in my vagina....and last time I had the same feeling
蕭:找上,我醒來陰道很痛,上次陰道也很痛......
J:Sorry,I just had a hernia surgery and I feel a little bit of pain myself,butgood loving is worth it.
J:抱歉我曾經做過那個蛋蛋跑到體內的手速,有點痛但做完後愛上那種爽感很值得。
蕭:I am fine.No sorry..., not your faule.I will get used to it slowly. Don't worry
蕭:我很好,愛永遠不要說抱歉。不是你的錯,我會適硬它的,別擔心。
J:Have a great night! I'm sorry for making your vagina feel pain.I was only trying to make you feel good.I apologies if hurt you.I'm a good man but not perfect.
J:晚上好!抱歉弄痛你引導,我試著讓你好一點,抱歉傷害了你,我很擅長但我不完美。
蕭:I mean I am not hot and sexy to you anything more? I don't like to make love to me anymore? I feel shy to ask you this...I love you with all my heart . Good night...
蕭:對你來說我不再性感和熱了嗎?我不想要在跟自己做愛了(?)我很害羞去問你,我愛你和我的心晚安。
說實在的,沒看過女人陰道撕裂傷嗎?
嘻嘻?
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吃飽太閒?
你可以插到一點 我也可以插到八點
好濕好濕
看不太懂 所以做過疝氣手術跟弄傷鲍
魚有啥關係?
第一句就翻錯了 我先吐了 厄阿
美國影集中常提到的保險套乳膠過敏
被乳膠磨破陰道
我也覺得很怪,疝氣跟陰道的關係是?
幹你娘你國沒畢業吧
好會歐
這超譯是故意的吧
亂翻三小
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