[花邊] 講到Haslem 吉巴:別放老欸上場他們找架打

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“Don’t put OG in the game cause he’s looking to fight”: Jimmy Butler
hilariously reacts to Heat veteran Udonis Haslem getting ejected in just
three minutes of his season debut
對於熱火老將Udonis Haslem本賽季首度上場三分鐘就被驅逐 Jimmy Butler的爆笑反應

On Thursday night, Jimmy Butler and his Heat team hosted the Joel Embiid-led
Philadelphia 76ers at the AmericanAirlines Arena. As everyone expected it to
be, it was a pretty well-fought match, with the last year’s NBA Finalists
upsetting the Sixers 106-94.
今天晚上吉巴跟他的熱火隊在主場面對鉛筆率領的76人。如同大家預期，這是場打得很好看的比賽，最後去年打進總冠的熱火擊敗了76人，106-94。

It was All-Star Jimmy Butler who finished with a game-high 21 points, 5
rebounds and 4 assists while going 4/4 from beyond the arc, finishing the
game with an incredible +/- of +15. The tough Miami defense even managed to
restrict Joel Embiid to a mere 6-point outing.
全明星球員吉巴拿下全場最高的21分，五個籃板，4次助攻，三分球投四中四，正負值是+15。熱火的鐵血防守讓鉛筆只拿下六分。

In a much-needed win for the Miami Heat, it was the 18-year-veteran Udonis
Haslem who headlined for the wrong reason. Playing his season debut in the
70th game of this campaign, Haslem managed to get ejected just after three
minutes of playing time.
在這場必須要拿下勝利的比賽，征戰18年的老將Udonis Haslem因為錯誤的原因上了頭條。在本季第70場比賽他首次上場，上場3分鐘後就被驅逐出場了。

When Philadelphia center Dwight Howard dragged down Udonis on the floor for arebound, the three-time champion lost his temper. This led Haslem to point
fingers, threatening and exchanging a few words with Howard, resulting in twoquick technicals for the 40-year-old.
76人中鋒Dwight Howard為了搶籃板把Udonis拉到地板上後，這位三屆冠軍就失控了。這讓Haslem手指著Howard開罵，最後這位40歲老將很快就拿到兩個技犯。

Haslem技犯影片: https://streamable.com/iipow0

Haslem left the game with an incredibly funny stat-line – 4 points, 1
rebound, 100% Field Goal, 2 technicals and 1 ejection in 3 minutes of play.
There was a chuckle amongst the Heat bench knowing their veteran was tossed
out of the game in less than three minutes of play. Miami President Pat Rileytoo was noticed laughing as Udonis left the floor.
在離場時Haslem繳出不可思議的數據: 上場三分鐘，4分，1板，命中率100%，2個技犯，跟一個驅逐出場。當他被趕出場時，熱火板凳笑翻了，總管Pat Riley也被拍到Udonis離場時在大笑。

Postgame, Jimmy Butler had a hilarious reaction to Haslem’s ejection, saying:在賽後訪問時，吉巴被問到Haslem被趕出場時，他開玩笑地說：

“Don’t put OG in the game because he’s looking to fight.”
「別派老欸上場打球，因為他就是要討架打的。」

吉巴影片: https://streamable.com/5q9csp

Heat forward, Bam Adebayo too had a pretty funny reaction calling the
6-foot-8 forward “crazy”. Bam added:
熱火前鋒Bam Adebayo稱這位6呎8吋老將前鋒"瘋子"：

“I was like, this mother f*** is crazy. It was like, you can’t get tossed
in the first four minutes. How long was he in the game? Four minutes? Three
minutes and you get tossed? I said, ‘OG you taught me a lot, but you never
really taught me to get tossed in like three minutes. It was kind of like a
big brother moment, but I got to be big bro this time, you know? So it was a
good moment for me.”
「我像是說，『這媽惹發科是個瘋子。』不可以上場四分鐘就被趕下去啊! 他在場上多久?4分鐘? 3分鐘就被趕下去? 我說，『老欸~~你教了我這麼多東西，但是你沒教過我怎麼樣可以三分鐘就被趕出去啊~~』這次就是那種哥哥教弟弟的時候，只是這次我可以當哥哥
了。所以，這對我來說就是開心。」
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Reddit鄉民表示:

"Well yeah, that's the only thing he's capable of doing at this point of his
career."
「是啦~~這大概也是他生涯走到現在這個時刻唯一能做的事情了。」

"??? He put up Embiid numbers tonight!"
「???他打出跟鉛筆一樣的數據！」

"UD ran the floor twice and had to find a way to get ejected so they wouldn’tmake him play no more"
「哈隊長場上跑個兩輪，得要趕快找個方式被趕出去，這樣熱火才不會叫他打更久。」

老欸打三分鐘就差不多了

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※ 編輯: pneumo (61.222.1.181 臺灣), 05/14/2021 16:51:34

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※ 編輯: pneumo (61.222.1.181 臺灣), 05/14/2021 17:35:20

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