Re: [花邊] Perkins:西門就像漂亮單身女孩但會抽菸
※ 引述《Wojnarowski (@wojespn)》之銘言:
: Kendrick Perkins: “Ben Simmons is that pretty girl that is single, and everyb: ody is wondering why she’s single, it’s because she smokes cigarettes.”
: https://twitter.com/TheNBACentral/status/1518999920602230789
: Perkins在節目上談到西門用譬喻表示:
: 西門就像是一個漂亮的單身女孩,大家都想知道為什麼她會單身,之後才發現原來是因為: 她會抽菸。 這就是西門,單身女孩但會抽菸。
: 影片:
: https://twitter.com/barstoolsports/status/1519023329285492736
: 短評或心得:
: 這段言論目前在Reddit討論度蠻高的
: https://reurl.cc/0pjo8x
我也很喜歡逛Reddit,除了看消息影片之外,其他就是看下面鄉民推文,笑點滿滿。
原PO這篇附上的Reddit連結,看得懂得真的可以去看一下,今天一天的笑點就夠了。
隨手翻幾個:
"I dont care if hes right or wrong about this, it is hilarious"
「我不管臭臉講的到底對不對,這真的很好笑~~」
"As brother jed says “if she is willing to put cigarettes in her mouth do youknow what else she would put in her mouth”"
「如同傳道士Jed說的,『如果她願意把香菸放進她的嘴巴,那你就知道她會把其他什麼東西也放進嘴巴裡了。』」
"I knew a chick that once said...I smoke my cig like I eat pussy... all the
way to the butt!"
「我曾經認識個妹子,她說,『我抽菸就跟我吃下面一樣....一路吃到底~~』」
"I like “If she has no problem getting lung cancer she’s totally down to
catch an STD”"
「我是比較覺得是,如果這妹子對於得肺癌沒意見的話,那對於性病應該也沒問題。』」
有興趣的可以去看看原PO附的連結。
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都是下面留言比較精彩啊
原來歪國人也對吸煙有意見
:)
這些留言才是真的懂 還在排斥笑死
美國鄉民跟台灣一樣,知道抽菸很多都很pu...
原來這時候就可以笑笑了XDD
日本女性抽煙就是滿正常的
怎麼可以開女孩兒這種歧視玩笑 太過分了
小心性平戰士出征
xd
真的好好笑喔 你好幽默欸
all the way to the butt應該是說從嘴巴吃到下體XD
男或女抽菸都不ok 但臭臉這個評論本身運用的很差
我本來看不懂笑點 終於看懂了 就是說男生介意女生
抽菸 但不介意抽男生下面的
Perkins的評論一直都是譁眾取寵沒營養
日本女抽煙哪裡正常
沒人在乎國外肥宅對女生抽不抽菸的想法吧
我覺得他言下之意是西門是美女可惜是個婊子
簡單的說 西門是綠茶婊 XD
但不能用太直觀負面的名詞 才用抽菸女來隱誨的說
日本女抽菸比例是高 但對外人都會裝作沒抽
台灣肺癌發生率位居亞洲第2名,占比36%,僅次於北韓
肺腺癌病患中男女比例差異不大,但有93%的女性無抽菸
不抽煙卻得肺癌跟基因有關, 家族病史是關鍵
肺癌不是因為油煙嗎
難道不能是空污嗎
外國人肺癌大多是抽菸來的 所以會有這印象
我某女性親戚得到肺腺癌 她老公是菸槍
割掉一個肺跟另一邊三分之一的肺
仔細一想 女性吸菸可能比吸二手菸還安全
二手煙真滴可怕 之前看過一個統計很恐怖 比例超高
*肺炎比例
人類的設計本來是不太會得肺癌的,二十世紀之前這算
罕見疾病.
亞洲女姓肺癌多來自廚房油煙 抽煙還有濾嘴 主婦一
堆連口罩圍裙都沒有
廚房油煙也是非常危險的來源 但常常被忽略 學弟的
媽媽因為這樣肺癌過世
看起來沒有很好笑啊
嗯嗯 煎 炸 炒 會產生什麼多環芳香什麼鬼的致癌物
多環芳香烴碳氫化合物
N大,沒人想討論肺癌好咩,臭臉好笑
好害怕喔 女權人士要出來了
二十世紀前的人類根本沒啥慢性病吧,活不到那時
說真的某樓說的抽菸=PU這種地圖砲不太妥當
瘋狂開車
以前也有癌症,但肺癌占的比例是現在十分之一不到.
好啦 奧黛麗赫本永遠的女神 結果老菸槍XDDD
XDDDDD 感謝翻譯
嗯......
真好,會抽菸的女生救了西門一命,呵
等等 傳道士的話把女生改成男士也成立吧?
所以Jed是認為抽煙的男人性取向都有問題?
想想他是傳道士 這也不是不可能 教會這麼多醜聞
他是漂亮女子有愛滋 甚麼抽菸XD
笑點在哪
這議題很無聊還要討論 女生抽煙怎麼了嗎
本篇內文第四名外國酸民就提到肺癌了啊
我覺得如果英文教學是用reddit留言去學習 學習情況
應該很不錯~
就抽菸扣分
可憐
爆
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