[問卦] I just have sex
holy shit
amazing song der la
這首真的朗朗上口一直唱
I just had sex (Sex) (Hey)
And it felt so good (Felt so good) (Oh)
A woman let me put my penis inside of her (Her)
I just had sex (Sex) (Hey)
And I'll never go back (Never go back) (Oh)
To the not-having-sex ways of the past
Have you ever had sex? I have, it felt great (Yeah)
It felt so good when I did it with my penis (Yeah)
A girl let me do it, it literally just happened (Oh-oh, oh, oh)
Having sex can make a nice man out the meanest
Never guess where I just came from, I had sex
If I had to describe the feeling, it was the best (Was the best, yeah)
When I had the sex, man, my penis felt great
And I called my parents right after I was done (Oh-oh, oh)
Oh, hey, didn't see you there, guess what I just did?
Had sex, undressed, saw her boobies and the rest
But sure nice of her to let you do that thing
Nice of any girl ever
Now, sing
I just had sex (Sex) (Hey)
And it felt so good (Felt so good) (Oh)
A woman let me put my penis inside of her (Her)
I wanna tell the world
To be honest, I'm surprised she even wanted me to do it
Doesn't really make sense
But, man, screw it
I ain't one to argue with a good thing
She could be my wife
That good?
The best thirty seconds of my life (My life)
I'm so humbled by a girl's ability to let me do her
'Cause honestly, I'd have sex with a pile of manure (Manure)
With that in mind, a soft, nice-smelling girl's better
Plus, she let me wear my chain and my turtleneck sweater
So this one's dedicated to them girls
That let us flop around on top of them (Yeah)
If you're near or far, whether short or tall (Yeah)
We wanna thank you all for letting us fuck you
She kept looking at her watch
Doesn't matter, had sex
But I cried the whole time
Doesn't matter, had sex
I think she might've been a racist
Doesn't matter, had sex
She put a bag on my head
Still counts!
I just had sex (Sex) (Hey)
And my dreams came true (Dreams came true) (Oh)
So if you've had sex in the last thirty minutes
Then you qualified to sing with me (Hey)
I just had sex (Sex) (Hey) (Everybody sing!)
And it felt so good (Felt so good) (Oh) (We all had sex!)
A woman let me put my penis inside of her (Her) (I wanna tell the world)
I just had sex (I just had sex)
And I'll never go back (I just had sex) (Never go back) (No, no, no)
To the not-having-sex ways of the past (Sex has gotta be so great)
大家一起來
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字數不夠
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Did you also jizz in your pants?
had
啥鬼
去水桶裡面慢慢唱吧
水桶裡冷靜
字數不夠嗚嗚嗚嗚嗚嗚白白
掰
這首真的經典不敗
你打錯字了文法不對,歌詞明明是had
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