[花邊] 送Lebron一輪遊，球迷：別亂舒服

[Post Game Thread] The Phoenix Suns (3-2) defeat the Los Angeles Lakers (2-3
), 115-85, to push LeBron James to the brink of elimination

太陽以115比85擊敗了洛杉磯湖人，贏下天王山之戰，比分拉開至3：2，Lebron被逼到被淘汰的邊緣。

reddit鄉民的回應：

Ayton actually lowered his FG% tonight. This postseason he is shooting 80.9%
from the field and shot 66.7% tonight. Incredible lol

Ayton今晚的命中率下降了，季後賽他的命中率是80.9%，而今晚只有66.7%，難以置信，哈哈

He's a young player, he's bound to make mistakes in the playoffs

他還是個年輕球員，季後賽肯定多少會犯點錯。

gotta give credits to the Lakers’ interior defense

這要歸功於湖人的內線防守

I'm always gonna be a little salty about not getting Luka, but nobody gives
the Rockets shit for drafting Hakeem over Jordan.Hoping that's the case 20
years from now for Ayton.

球隊沒有選擇Luka，我總是有點不高興，但是如今也沒有人說火箭沒選Jordan選Hakeem
，希望20年後Ayton也是這種情況。

Crazy that as good as doncic is, both the suns and the hawks won’t lose any
sleep over skipping him because ayton and trae are so good man

雖然Luka強得離譜，但是太陽和老鷹都不會因為錯過他而睡不著覺，因為Ayton和Trae同樣很強。

Was losing sleep before Chris Paul came to the Suns. That dude is a game cha
nger. Ayton knows how to play basketball because of him. And knows his expec
tations are much higher than he thought he could go.

CP3來到太陽之前，我還真的睡不著覺，這傢伙是個能改變比賽的人。 Ayton在CP3來了
之後才知道怎麼打球，才知道自己的上限遠比想像中要高得多。

The suns are a game away from giving lebron's first L in a First-Round Playo
ff series of his entire career

太陽還差一場比賽就能送Lebron職業生涯首次季後賽首輪出局。

No no, don’t type that out, you know what this man is capable of

別 別，別亂說這種話，你知道辣個男人的能力。

Exactly. Don't jinx it. Bron might just turn the clock 3 years and destroy t
he Suns next 2 games.

確實，不要亂舒服。 Lebron可能會將時光倒流3年，接下來兩場比賽摧毀太陽。

Why did Bron leave the bench with 6 minutes left to go in the game?

為什麼Lebron在比賽還剩6分鐘就離開了板凳席？

If I had seats as good as LeBron for this I wouldn't have left early lol

如果我能有Lebron那麼好的看球的位置，我才不會提前離場呢 哈哈

LeBron's seeing three exits out there. Went for the middle.

Lebron看到了三個通道，選擇中間那個離開了。

he had to make some tacos for Taco Tuesday

他要為Taco Tuesday準備一些玉米卷

Bron going back to locker room to rub AD's groin

Lebron回休息室幫AD按摩腹股溝去了

He wanted to go catch those Nugs & Blazers Lillard highlights

他想趕上金塊和拓荒者 Lillard的highlights。

To punch a whiteboard like he did in his game 1 loss in 2018.

回更衣室K爆白板了，就像他2018年總決G1輸掉後那樣。

Who wants to make a bet now that Lebron comes out to the post-game interview
in a sling if they get eliminated?

誰想現在下注？ 賭一賭Lebron被淘汰的話，會不會綁著繃帶出席賽後採訪？

He was probably getting measured to have a cast made for his shoulders so it
would be ready in time for the press conference.

他可能正在量尺寸，準備為肩膀打上石膏，這樣就能趕在新聞發布會之前準備好了。

Vogel said he was getting treatment.

湖人教練說了，他要先回休息室接受治療

Lakers injury update for the next game:

Anthony Davis - OUT (Hurt groin)

Dennis Schroder - OUT (Broken jaw)

LeBron James - OUT (Broken fist)

湖人下場比賽的傷病情況更新：

AD缺戰（腹股溝受傷）

Schroder缺戰（下巴骨折）

Lebron缺戰（拳頭骨折）

Dennis Schr0der scored as many points as Anthony Davis

Schr0der砍下了和AD一樣多的分數

I scored the same amount and didn’t brick once

我和他砍下了一樣多的分，而且我沒有打過鐵

I’m not a Blazers fan at all and I’m still hurting from his historic perfo
rmance going to waste...painful night over on the Pacific coast

我不是拓荒者球迷，但是我還是為Lillard歷史級別的表現被白白浪費感到痛心……深深
太平洋底深深傷心

Curry had a game or two in the regular season where he put up 45+ only to ca
tch the L. I can’t imagine what that feels like in the playoffs. Much love
to Portland y’all are some great fans over there and you’ve been through a
lot.

Curry例行賽也有一兩場比賽，砍下45分還是輸球了。 我無法想像這發生在季後賽是種
什麼感受，非常喜歡波特蘭那裡的球迷，你們經歷了太多。

Big changes coming for the Lakers regardless of what happens this postseason
. Harrell and Schroeder are both trash. Will be real interesting to see what
they do.

無論季後賽發生什麼，湖人今年休賽期都一定會有大變動，Harrell和Schroeder都是菜
雞，看看湖人會怎麼操作還挺有意思的。

As a non-Lakers fan watching Kuzma this series has been hilarious. I can't b
elieve how hyped up this guy was, and he's been running around this whole se
ries like a chicken with his head cut off.

作為一個非湖人球迷看Kuz這輪系列賽的表現，實在太搞笑了。 我不敢相信這個傢伙為
什麼這麼興奮，整個系列賽他都像無頭蒼蠅一樣到處亂跑。

Couple of things:Embarrassing effort by the Lakers. The first 2 minutes were
the only decent ones lmao.I’m not sure if it’s the ankle or just plain ol
d father time, but LeBron just doesn’t look right to me.Schroder does not d
eserve 100 fucking million. Looking like he didn’t even deserve that 4/84.
Disgusting performance.KCP with zero. Yuck.Kuzma shouldn’t have gotten that
extension. Man’s literally running around, doing nothing.Trezz is just a b
ad signing man imagine paying 19M for an unplayable dude in the playoffs.How
ard would’ve been very useful this series.AD probably isn’t playing next g
ame so I’m not sure if the Lakers can stay alive.The suns were ON FIRE. Hel
l, even Bridges & Johnson were making their shots. Cameron Payne is afucking
beast. Booker showing these “empty stats” haters wrong.If the Lakers are
going to lose then I want to at least see them go down swinging, not like th
is where they’re all afraid to makea fucking move/take a shot. See ya’ll i
n G6.

湖人球迷：我就說這幾點：

1、湖人這場比賽努力程度讓人尷尬，只有開局前兩分鐘打得算過得去

2、我不確定是腳踝問題還是真的老了，Lebron看起來不對勁。

3、Schroder不值他媽的1個億，甚至看起來連4年8400萬都不值，表現真的大差勁了

4、KCP 0分，無語。

5、Kuz不該續約的，這傢伙就在那跑來跑去啥也不幹。

6、簽Harrell是個敗筆，花了1900萬結果季後賽上不了場的傢伙。

7、DH如果還在，這輪系列賽會非常有用。

8、AD下場比賽可能也打不了了，我不確定湖人還能不能撐下去。

9、太陽的表現太屌了，我天啊

如果湖人真的要輸，我至少希望看到他們能夠全力以赴，而不是像這樣在場上畏畏縮縮
的，投籃都不敢出手。 各位，我們G6再見！

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