[外絮] 粉絲在美國人力銀行PO廣告幫湖人徵射手
來源:The US Sun
網址:https://tinyurl.com/2jdfdejc
LeBron James and Lakers trolled after dismal shooting in season opener as fanposts ‘3pt shooter wanted’ job advert
在LBJ跟湖人球員們糟糕的開幕戰表現後,粉絲幫貼了一篇"徵三分射手"的人才招募
LeBron James top-scored for the Lakers with 31 points as LA were beaten
109-123 in San Francisco.
作客舊金山面對勇士,LBJ打出全隊最高的31分,最後湖人109-123輸給勇士。
James and Anthony Davis kept LA in the game but ultimately the visiting foundthemselves outclassed on the road by the reigning NBA champions.
LBJ跟AD試著讓球隊仍與勇士在場中奮戰,但是作客的湖人最後還是不敵衛冕軍勇士。
And it was their terrible shooting percentage on 3pt attempts that got the
online world talking.
湖人三分球爛到網路上所有人都在談。
As a team, LA shot a putrid 25 percent from beyond the arc at Chase Center.
湖人在勇士主場的三分命中率只有25趴。
They hit just ten of 40 attempts from 3pt land, with LeBron himself going
3/10.
整隊投40中10,LBJ自己是投10中3。
Their best shooter from downtown was Kendrick Nunn, who knocked down three
triples on six attempts.
整隊投的最好的是Kendrick Nunn,投6中3。
Just the day after the disappointing loss, a job advert appeared on online
site Indeed.
在那糟糕的表現之後,一個人才招募廣告在Indeed網站上出現。
"[Wanted] - Three point shooter. Los Angeles Lakers.
"[徵才] - 3分射手。工作地點:洛杉磯湖人。"
"$17000-35,000 a year. Full time. Monday to Friday."
"年薪17000-35000。全職。工作時間:周一至周五。"
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這不是104啊
我把104拿掉
我系際盃有一場三分5投3中,已投履歷
確定不是3投5中?
Indeed跟104比是三小?
推2樓圍巾
年薪3萬5鎂?果然是鄉民才能應徵的缺
該更新了 現在是85中19
各位五投八中的鄉民還不趕快應徵
回家等電話,有結果通知你
我保證25球能中1球以上,已應徵
週一至週五,那週末場可以不用打嗎
那個送外送的有進啊 結果後來就沒人給他球
全隊最準的是一個送披薩的 真的太狠
24投沒進還能待場上也是很猛了
圍巾那個5投3中是罰球,不要來亂
姆斯你是射手
我可以報名嗎 只會三分
笑死
年薪少說5M吧
Westbrick11投0中,這我會,那我也能去打NBA了
2樓你已經簽約了不能亂跳槽
突然想到G聯盟那個Andre Ingram 是不是又有機會了
工作時間不對吧,好像湖人假日就會比較準一樣
lol
貴州kobe該上了吧
不不不malain 二樓罰球不會有5投3中這麼準
5投1中還差不多
順便應徵個側翼
年薪35K也太少了吧 好歹350K
還滿好笑的
徵射手 公司福利:享勞健保
湖人的希望 就靠鄉民們了
35k不如直接給球僮當兼差獎金上去投
真湖粉 有心
有梗 嘴角扭了.......
小牛有一個射手柏燙喔!
我街頭5投8中 我有資格了吧
陳范柏彥 應該可以
小牛Bertans拿來是想換龜就對了
真的整個自由市場沒有會投三分的後衛嗎==
射手墳場誰來都一樣
系際盃參戰
徵召貴州黑曼巴吧,肯定夠噱頭
貴州庫里 考慮一下
這種徵才廣告 真的很寫實 XDD
年薪太少了 慣老闆
可以找黑人問號哥跟神經刀啊
怎麼沒有龜叫球迷再當面罵他一次真的再罵一次的新聞
美國鄉民真的屌
笑死
中華職棒各隊球迷也可以學
我之前系隊有一場 4中4 應該可以上吧
Lol
我打靶五發八彈孔可以報名嗎
薪水高福利好有專車接送
乾 稅後這樣
不給錢的職缺是要找鬼當啊
NBA球星11投0中 我也11投0中 我也有NBA水準
全能小前鋒徵全能後衛 底薪加入者佳
我知道有個不錯的前冠軍後衛也待過湖人
射手有這麼稀有?
可是那個冠軍後衛投射也不太行捏
五發八彈孔 的那位普丁歡迎你
我旁邊的八彈孔,不是我幹的
有經驗者佳 薪資面議 報到時請攜帶紙筆、證件、半年
內薪資證明、良民證 謝謝您的配合
薪水超低,得偷隊友的內褲去賣才能活
有沒有享勞健保?
有年終嗎
系際盃五投八中該參戰了吧
找台灣的公園阿北 還會三分線勾射
姆咪:喂,我姆咪啦
二樓你才剛續下去 請尊重合約謝謝
笑死
射手世念應該可以
高國豪:我來了
台灣有個5投8中的 應該可以吧
我朋友打靶6發13彈孔應該可以應徵吧
鄉民該上了
樓下系際盃5投中8已經去面試了
不如讓我試試
把我的球鞋拿來
gm囤了一堆要持球 但投射不擅長的後衛 身高劣勢 有
空檔也投不進 一整個畸形的隊形
35000看公園阿伯有沒有機會
誰可以幫我朋友傑瑞米林內推? 他最近要被炒魷魚惹QQ
新生盃投一中一100%命中率夠格嗎
CBA有個冠軍後衛
最近有一個快失業的前冠軍後衛 剛好也是前湖人球星
韓國鄉民開卡車 美國鄉民發廣告 笑死
笑死
我豪還不快去應徵
五投八中的傳說
在美國年薪3.5萬是貧窮線以下吧???
命中率最高是魔獸啊,但沒簽約^_^
年薪太低了吧 開到15萬鎂我中壢湯普森就報名
中壢湯姆熊~
說不定還真的會徵到XDD
哈哈哈哈哈
被推文笑死
台東流川楓 參上!
貴州Kobe準備好了
朱雲豪 謝亞軒 準備好了
人家貴州是OK兩隻都有,要就兩個一起雇用
打靶全脫靶會被連長幹翻 投籃全脫靶不知道會怎樣
我打靶開到三連發 應該可以應徵三分射手吧 那次直
接被幹到起飛
呂政儒去現在的湖人搞不好還投得比較舒服,在鋼鐵
人被黏死
徵GM才對吧
我來應徵看看
有個快被廣州龍獅裁掉的冠軍後衛
年薪17000-35000笑死 叫姆斯貼一點啦
前暴龍冠軍後衛,準備回歸
零簽三萬 笑死
去是要領繩的起碼要開35W鎂吧
有笑點
爆
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