[閒聊] 請問在乘客之中有醫生嗎？

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空姐：哇！！有好多！！
空姐：感覺好噁！

乘客：患者在哪裡！？
乘客：我來診斷吧！！
乘客：不！是要我來診斷！！
空姐：各位，患者的數量沒那麼多......
乘客：好了啦！給我來診斷！！

空姐：前輩！患者的數量不夠！！
前輩：好！！那就來增加患者吧！！
前輩：把武器拿起來！

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On the surface, your parents sought a private life, using their great talentsto provide for you. They learned to twist the lies of church and government,
believing themselves masters of the system. But the parasites say "NO! The
child has a duty! He'll go to war and die for the nation."
─Andrew Ryan

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