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[問卦] 等等跟美國人開會,講什麼能驚艷全場?

看板Gossiping標題[問卦] 等等跟美國人開會,講什麼能驚艷全場?作者
sk050607
(板橋Vettel)
時間推噓推:113 噓:5 →:58

安安

本肥等等被人拖去和外國人開線上會議

是說本肥的英文普普通通啦

所以很好奇要講什麼

才可以直接驚豔全場?

有相關的八卦嗎?

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