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Burney000000
(六零波尼)
時間推噓推:452 噓:16 →:92

※ 引述 《takechance》 之銘言:
: 朋友家中有個落地老爺鐘,是需要上發條的,每天下午2點會報時,但是
: 常常不準,後來維修人員來看就說這發條時緊時鬆,難怪會不準,還跟
: 朋友講說這老舊破時鐘該換了。朋友此時詩興大發,隨口說到
: "時緊時鬆破時鐘" 要本魯對出下聯,但本魯才疏學淺,因此想問鄉民
: "時緊時鬆破時鐘" 下聯要怎對才工整的八卦?
:
時緊時鬆破時鐘
塔綠護航已發瘋
民嘆規則雙標變
我有黨證一路通

-《四月九日防疫好兄弟》

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※ 編輯: Burney000000 (114.40.222.169 臺灣), 04/09/2022 17:19:13

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圖https://i.imgur.com/HiW6dmG.jpg?e=1666757286&s=lmw1PCRkN4MmgqdS6ERSww, "時緊時鬆破時鐘",下聯怎對?

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roach3140 04/09 17:25 https://i.imgur.com/d1aon0d.jpg

圖https://i.imgur.com/d1aon0d.jpg?e=1666768547&s=fDR5r3FBtXzK7nxaLLYGog, "時緊時鬆破時鐘",下聯怎對?

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圖https://i.imgur.com/i8PqiMt.jpg?e=1666771960&s=5TF_Y-dlF7kyDP8MzmG00g, "時緊時鬆破時鐘",下聯怎對?

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※ 編輯: Burney000000 (114.40.222.169 臺灣), 04/09/2022 17:40:18

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圖https://i.imgur.com/owUpL9d.jpg?e=1666754216&s=VkWsCbWlEmWwA4RC8HuCtA, "時緊時鬆破時鐘",下聯怎對?

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vsbrm 04/09 18:03http://i.imgur.com/clqkzLB.jpg

圖https://i.imgur.com/clqkzLB.jpg?e=1666774809&s=-6CfHYt2CYsjbVsOFyhyjQ, "時緊時鬆破時鐘",下聯怎對?

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winnie55 04/09 18:27https://i.imgur.com/XXexVQR.jpg

圖https://i.imgur.com/XXexVQR.jpg?e=1666738458&s=W0GqqPcaE03015wAQOlniA, "時緊時鬆破時鐘",下聯怎對?

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icolee 04/09 19:07https://i.imgur.com/4zMr4Be.jpeg

圖https://i.imgur.com/4zMr4Be.jpeg?e=1666739187&s=5J03VXc279g-mnB1ghVhfQ, "時緊時鬆破時鐘",下聯怎對?

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mk1689 04/09 19:09https://i.imgur.com/nThKRs1.jpg

圖https://i.imgur.com/nThKRs1.jpg?e=1666716879&s=fHba8VCsHFzh-m13gPLCgQ, "時緊時鬆破時鐘",下聯怎對?

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IIIX 04/09 19:14對仗內容都...

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CDing 04/09 19:24這不是下聯

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tf010714 04/09 19:30塔綠班氣噗噗 但因為輕視國文回不了嘴吧

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plok0616 04/09 19:34時緊時鬆破時鐘

plok0616 04/09 19:34非存非封出破口

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Jerry469 04/09 19:37好 太好了

Khon9985 04/09 19:38推個

x23602360 04/09 19:38哈哈哈哈哈哈

Jerry469 04/09 19:38好濕好濕 我先拖個地

jay3u7218 04/09 19:41白憨貼文換帳回 選來選去就四趴

ms0545173 04/09 19:43七步成詩 曹植是你!

Righto 04/09 19:44好詩好詩

cuteguy 04/09 19:454%高潮開心

don741026 04/09 19:45只能給推

blackdragon 04/09 19:45給過

johnship 04/09 19:46詠綠共

darwincell 04/09 19:46惺惺相惜情不自禁

coubala 04/09 19:49

alec0219 04/09 19:49好詩

tomchow76 04/09 19:49好蠢喔,哈哈哈,謝謝4趴帶給我們歡樂

o0kk0ogreen 04/09 19:50好濕

realmiddle 04/09 19:52好詩好詩

help1268 04/09 19:53好濕好濕

Curapikt 04/09 19:53快對死他!

yang5d2008 04/09 19:53好濕

enixdqm3 04/09 19:54

liga504123 04/09 19:54好濕 好濕

johnson44 04/09 19:54大濕

alwaylove 04/09 19:54好詩

wwf80048 04/09 19:54好濕

adamk2 04/09 19:55台灣對穿腸就是你了

ccekw807 04/09 19:57四啪五毛柯韓粉

zx1986 04/09 19:58好濕!

CowBaoGan 04/09 19:59好濕好濕

CL63 04/09 19:59有押韻沒對仗,退下

seymour00368 04/09 20:00

Spybeiman 04/09 20:00好濕好濕

HelloFumi 04/09 20:02根本李白附身

hope0963 04/09 20:02台灣這麼爛,不移民在這叫囂?

freezetop3 04/09 20:03好濕好濕~

a09374567 04/09 20:04好濕好濕

izumo0123 04/09 20:05朝聖

glory5566 04/09 20:05噓文的怎麼了 沒人說台灣爛啊

lanink 04/09 20:05好詩

friends29 04/09 20:06好詩好詩

kucwalk 04/09 20:07大濕兄回來了

tinuo 04/09 20:07好!!!!!!

monkeyday 04/09 20:09

scottvu84 04/09 20:10看到噓文的塔綠班崩潰就是爽

paul51110 04/09 20:10好詩好詩

Gottisttot 04/09 20:11好詩好詩 XDDD

TPEE 04/09 20:12

andylee84126 04/09 20:12看到塔綠班崩潰就知道是好詩

Sachiel0818 04/09 20:12好濕好濕

jiaaa1014 04/09 20:13笑死

swanc 04/09 20:13叮咚~查水表嘍 請開門

polo608 04/09 20:15好詩好詩

masatomarisa 04/09 20:16好詩好詩

kai1204 04/09 20:16豪工整

never1302 04/09 20:17好詩好濕

fightyin 04/09 20:17

samuelosk 04/09 20:18時好時壞爛英文

david086t 04/09 20:19陳時緊 陳時鬆

MAXcafe 04/09 20:19民眾黨總召的位置非你莫屬了

forever9966 04/09 20:22好濕好濕

abakama 04/09 20:23好濕好濕

chaoskyuriop 04/09 20:26有人好氣啊XD

DICKASDF 04/09 20:30

ab2u04fu4ab 04/09 20:30給過

PhilHughes65 04/09 20:31好詩

momoko06 04/09 20:32好濕

GUMIGUMI 04/09 20:38會笑死

pazudora 04/09 20:38絕呀

twetto912 04/09 20:38好工整啊

garra 04/09 20:39好詩好詩

tomchow76 04/09 20:41狗兒們好,我來看你們自慰

peanut910013 04/09 20:42原po請寫不自殺聲明

ex3969 04/09 20:43好濕好濕

mice2 04/09 20:45好詩好詩

donoh183 04/09 20:45信黨發大財

ilovebooks91 04/09 20:46賤畜綠蟑來護航XDDDD

wcmwcm 04/09 20:47好!

TarikBlack 04/09 20:47

vikingman 04/09 20:49

lika32 04/09 20:49念起來好順,好詩好詩

chen012061 04/09 20:50好詩好濕

yuyun0724 04/09 20:51

cgser 04/09 20:52優文

hamel 04/09 20:53真的寫得好

weekend88123 04/09 20:53好詩

cyclopis5566 04/09 20:54好詩

BBBBBing 04/09 20:55塔綠班崩潰

gillowish 04/09 20:56推推

xiahself 04/09 20:56好詩好詩

jevity0320 04/09 20:56好詩

hannspreeXm 04/09 20:57好詩

s56565566123 04/09 20:57太濕了

applejim 04/09 20:58有黨庇護得神功

myshadow 04/09 20:58好詩

lieutent 04/09 20:58笑死

d880126d 04/09 20:59有料

airforceso 04/09 20:59哈哈哈

vensonjojo 04/09 21:00好濕 好濕

s942816 04/09 21:01好濕好濕

papaplus 04/09 21:03

Blunt 04/09 21:05好濕好濕

Centerpan 04/09 21:08齁齁

irene1679 04/09 21:09

George91026 04/09 21:14好詩好詩

boy70263 04/09 21:16垃圾牙醫吃屎中

a781106a 04/09 21:17給你

daniel0007 04/09 21:18有才。錄取了

joeyben 04/09 21:18好濕好詩

Kidmo 04/09 21:18給分、雖然我國文很爛。

benjelly 04/09 21:21給過

min1119 04/09 21:26好濕

Roy 04/09 21:26綠能發大財

kim1998 04/09 21:28哈哈哈

destroying 04/09 21:29好文采

Hsinxyzzyx 04/09 21:33對穿腸4你

skuderic 04/09 21:34好詩好詩

zug2962 04/09 21:38好濕

senpai 04/09 21:40豪阿

james1539 04/09 21:41人才

AGIknight 04/09 21:43君定高中今年狀元

heat0204 04/09 21:43推XD

inf 04/09 21:45讚啊,好詩

Alwayswithu 04/09 21:45好詩,給過

mioaria 04/09 21:45這也好笑

zxc7 04/09 21:49一路通阿 一!!!!路!!!!!!!通!!!!!!!

catvsdog 04/09 21:59好工整啊 好詩好詩

darvipon 04/09 22:02好!好!好!

panda816 04/09 22:06好詩好濕

qwe741159 04/09 22:07可以!

bangjia 04/09 22:07厲害

MichaelRedd 04/09 22:10您是唐伯虎本人嗎XDD

hypoge 04/09 22:10不錯

hypoge 04/09 22:12看到塔綠畜生崩潰就是爽

denny811012 04/09 22:12好詩好濕 平仄也有對到

klausa 04/09 22:16可以 最後一句我喜歡 我也想要一路通

asiu 04/09 22:234%加油!!我看你們拿多少票

bluemku 04/09 22:24厲害,給個推

※ 編輯: Burney000000 (42.77.238.85 臺灣), 04/09/2022 22:25:03

a1277034 04/09 22:33塔綠氣瘋好得意,可惜死忠票集中

qoo33456 04/09 22:34黨證一路通

binsho 04/09 22:37好詩好詩

tzcoba01 04/09 22:41好詩

dapow5566 04/09 22:46好濕好濕

sa528916 04/09 22:57太粗暴了

tprktpps 04/09 22:58塔綠班氣瘋

morgan1317 04/09 23:04好詩

ch8839 04/09 23:06推推

userkka 04/09 23:09為什麼大家都這麼厲害

SaintSeven 04/09 23:12隔離區低能噁下賤狗畜牲又崩潰囉 嘻嘻

gunman 04/09 23:14時緊時鬆誠實中採陰採陽隔離中

gunman 04/09 23:15騙神騙鬼黨證通護航傻子最死忠

sding 04/09 23:18文組贏啦!

ninimiga 04/09 23:21好ㄕ好ㄕ

x7834210 04/09 23:22還不錯

Irene0314 04/09 23:40好濕

chungyiju 04/09 23:41XD

tvxqsun123 04/09 23:44好ㄕ好ㄕ

harlanstars 04/09 23:47好詩

oxooao 04/09 23:53雖然文不對題,但文真的有料,文組阿肥自

oxooao 04/09 23:54嘆不如

time3Q 04/09 23:58好詩

Lannisterrr 04/10 00:03

abbag 04/10 00:07不錯XD

colenken 04/10 00:14

adminc 04/10 00:24

wiesley1029 04/10 00:30就你最行

ImHoluCan 04/10 00:50我快笑死

houkihoshi 04/10 00:55好溼

eeccms 04/10 00:57https://i.imgur.com/O2E5CSA.jpg

圖https://i.imgur.com/O2E5CSA.jpg?e=1666760272&s=NueutKr7YVk2epirGWS-uQ, "時緊時鬆破時鐘",下聯怎對?

AMD640 04/10 01:06https://i.imgur.com/evG8FwW.jpg

圖https://i.imgur.com/evG8FwW.jpg?e=1666712836&s=unPErqk0fhzJs9BdjYR77Q, "時緊時鬆破時鐘",下聯怎對?

w78en 04/10 01:18黨證無敵

ko1 04/10 01:37好詩

xhung 04/10 01:44笑死XDDDDDDDD

kennistoy 04/10 01:56詩了又詩,濕了又濕

squarerinoa 04/10 02:02快出對子對死他!

a3221715 04/10 02:16好濕

trance1204 04/10 02:22太專業了

dgjly0928277 04/10 03:04好詩

ajemtw 04/10 03:09可以

R620SCANIA 04/10 05:32白柯紅柯檳榔柯

Robertxie 04/10 06:59八卦的廢物越來越多了

shane2007 04/10 07:44厲害

cabybara9120 04/10 08:47

adam12031203 04/10 09:09

ajemtw 04/10 09:28塔綠班崩潰

Laminor 04/10 09:54四月九日防疫好兄弟XDD

waldo870 04/10 10:29好濕

fresh0925 04/10 10:56呵呵

soconfused 04/10 11:20乾我記得fb常常看到有人在新聞下硬要

soconfused 04/10 11:20湊成古詩形式的都是怪怪中年人耶……

soconfused 04/10 11:20八卦版也變這樣了喔

但我聽說現在還在滑FB的只剩老年人和騙老年人的側翼粉專欸…

y101814 04/10 11:24可以

seanflower 04/10 11:27雙標破時鐘

peter74517 04/10 11:37好濕

kenkuo1688 04/10 11:49好文 要是能重來 你就是李白

forgiver 04/10 12:48

conpansate 04/10 12:56我覺得不行 不夠押韻 再想想

kneo8899 04/10 15:04好濕好濕阿!

CK0663 04/10 15:54

parkyu531 04/10 16:33我打100分

bvckk 04/10 18:56正所謂…算了我怕被關

※ 編輯: Burney000000 (218.173.158.136 臺灣), 04/10/2022 18:59:42

hhuuggoo2130 04/11 01:12給推

Goog1e 04/11 11:12笑死 對於FB的反殺比本文還屌XDDDDDD

TungHan8787 04/11 12:13好工整啊!

svcgood 04/14 16:28好濕好濕

appogge 04/21 16:45哈哈