[閒聊] 饒舌動畫:YouTube vs Twitch

https://youtu.be/sCZ9zHCBAxg

饒舌對決亂入很常見，但看到亂入者還是忍不住罵出來了XD

以下是歌詞＆我懂的梗，歡迎補充

0:06處是Twitch知名貼圖POGCHAMP
https://i.imgur.com/g4ASnu5.png

0:09處是YouTube常見的縮圖動作：驚訝貌、箭頭、圈圈
https://i.imgur.com/vcy4UNa.png

(Verse 1: YouTube)
The undisputed king of videos is higher than you
You can look through my site, and start admiring the views
指YouTube的總觀看數遠大於Twitch

Google, searches for me and they subscribe to me too
指Google搜尋結果導向至YouTube和Google收購YouTube

I've been, on top of the food chain since my start at the zoo
YouTube的第一支影片「Me at the zoo」

Banning words like "virgin, incel and simp"
But, you got bought by a prick that fits the description
Twitch被亞馬遜收購

Twitch, you've been a slick one, binning blind playthroughs
Since that's your staff when they witness tits, Bruh!
I clicked on full screen, so here's the bigger picture
We're better off without you like we're fucking Ninja on Mixer
實況主Ninja曾短暫從Twitch改到Mixer直播

I think we should ditch ya, because these watchers would rather
Flick through your clips on YouTube, I'm larger
I am your vod-father!
諧音教父Godfather，也指觀眾要補Twitch的VOD還是得上YouTube看

If this fight's the like button, then consider it smashed!
不確定這是不是在指YouTube取消倒讚數

When I throw this pussy like Alinity's cat!
實況主Alinity 曾把貓丟出窗外

But I'll be spitting the venom until your memory's crashed!
YouTube是知名的會吃記憶體

Twitch won't be living longer
Put an F in the chat!
F雙關死當與髒話，指Twitch聊天室髒話滿滿

(Verse 2: Twitch)
You mean people have to listen to this guy cry first?
看YouTube前要先看廣告

Please God! Somebody comment the timestamp to my verse
YouTube留言區常會有人標出時間軸

I guess drawn-out intros is how YouTube spends it's free-time
But what if we wanted to rewind without getting reminded of Rewind!?
YouTube被倒讚最多的影片就是YouTube自己上傳的YouTube Rewind

So leave while you can, you already fucking ran wild!
And went from 'Gangnam Style' to 'Logang Man Child!'
指江南Style與去樹海拍攝死者而炎上的YouTuber羅根保羅

Then you stripped what we made fun and milked it so you could add whore!
Followed by more features for shit that nobody asked for!
指YouTube上的糞廣告與推薦不想看影片的演算法

Bit off the hands of the creators who fed you
I'm the king of live views! You're the king of dead views!
指Twitch的觀看數都是實時，YouTube的觀看數是過去的累積

Your site's a pit of celebrities, corporate bias and sports
Dropped the 'You' but you'll need the 'Tube' for life support!
YouTube商業性合作增多，越來越遠離個人的”你”

Your content's twice as forced as Google +, my dude
曾經YouTube用戶會強行與Google +綁定

Susan couldn't even gift to you a 'W'
You and copyright mix like Felix and Fiverr
Felix為PewdiePie本名，指他在Fiverr開的玩笑被解讀成反猶言論的事件。如同YouTube出發點良好卻引發不滿的版權機制

此處暗指兩家版權大廠迪士尼&任天堂
https://i.imgur.com/5vlVenp.png

Don't talk about simps, you'd COPPA feel with minors!
COPPA為兒童線上隱私保護法，2020年1月6日，COPPA使YouTube有關聯兒童內容的影片做出禁止廣告置放、影片收藏和留言功能

(Verse 3: YouTube)
We could fire off hotter with a Baby Shark top hit
YouTube 上的洗腦歌Baby Shark

You're so corny, no wonder you got Logic
It's hypocritical putting me a poor light
When I gave us Minecraft, you gave us Fortnite!

(Verse 4: Twitch)
Your ads are getting longer every single month
Make like ASMR, and 'Shut the fuck up!'
指YouTube的廣告時間越來越長，ASMR影片也多為長時間

Bruh, you're algorithm is a toilet, hence the YouTube Poops
Forget Pokemon, Twitch played YouTube too!
指經典企劃Twitch Plays Pokémon

(Verse 5: TikTok) 抖音亂入
Tick tock, tick tock
雙關滴答聲與抖音名稱

Time to get your shit rocked
Ask Lil Nas X if I know a thing about hip-hop
Lil Nas X為饒舌歌手兼知名抖音用戶

I've not been in a room of Z-list flops, thinking that they're big shots
Since I visited VidCon!
VidCon 為全球網路創作者大會，近年TikTokers 比例逐漸增加

Bitch stop
I'm bruising you and I'm doing it Musical.ly
musical.ly為短影片app，被抖音的母公司字節跳動以10億美元收購，
之後musical.ly與TikTok（抖音的國際版）合併

Your losing views to me
Your users will have to duet your funerals using me
I do all things you two do
抖音內容包含了YouTube的影片上傳和Twitch實況功能

And I improve it see
YouTube you're in hot water like you're a doodoo Twitch boobie stream
指Twitch上的泡澡露奶實況

https://i.imgur.com/YKVhFDu.png

此處也看得出兩家網站的差異XD

I introduced me and you to consuming new content so smoothly through my
algorithm
That you had to rip-off, that's a bad decision of course
You bit off Tik-Tok, but I bet you wish you hadn't come up too Short
指YouTube為了抗衡抖音也推出了短片功能

Now onto the other huge dork
How this prick, uh..
Get picked up by Amazon yet he can't deliver
I'm in my prime, still seeing over a thousand figures
The only time you see that's when you're surrounded by streamers
You've banned for loudly breathing!! Or some fucking lousy reason
YouTube常因呼吸聲太色或一些鳥理由Ban人

Climbed up the vine, now I'm at the tip top
雙關爬上藤蔓與踩著過往短影片王者Vine登頂

Donald Trump really tried but I can't be switched off
川普曾試著關閉抖音

Hope you don't find the bad side of TikTok
指抖音被爆出會傳資訊給中共

Scrap the lip-sync, I got something you can put your lips on!
指抖音上常見的表演方式對嘴歌唱影片，以及YouTube與Twitch都避之唯恐不及，抖音上卻不算罕見的露屌影片

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