Re: [問卦] 朋友讓我 吹冷風 怎麼辦
※ 引述《Rrrxddd (有噴 nlnlOeO RR)》之銘言:
: 餓死抬頭
: 因為不知在哪問
: 所以我在這邊問
: 事情是這樣子的
: 小魯我今天晚上
: 跟朋友約吃晚餐
: 結果我已經到了
: 朋友讓我在外面
: 吹冷風快半小時
: 有沒有噴
我跟你講,你那個朋友正在和美女研究員打炮。
你趕快去研究人體再生技術,等幾年後帶著你的自爆傭兵軍團打他家時記得不要在他
女朋友體內打病毒。
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