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[問卦] 公司的主機當掉了

看板Gossiping標題[問卦] 公司的主機當掉了作者
Neisseria
(Neisseria)
時間推噓 X 推:1 噓:2 →:4

剛到公司,準備要享受一杯咖啡
但是公司的主機好死不死當掉了
被公司的女同事 call 去處理


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SYRlTISvjww

This bit
Uncontrolled
A bad bug,
Make my system fold
This bug, in the kernel
My kernel
My uptime ceases
Freakin’, Spazzin’
My manager’s mad, it ain’t pretty
I need caffeine, a big screen
Gotta fix this server in a jiffy

It’s too hot (hot patch)
Call Torvalds and Kroah-Hartman
It’s too hot (hot patch)
Make a Sys Admin retire man
It’s too hot (hot patch)
Holy cow, am I in a jam
It’s too hot (hot patch)
Tellin' ya now it ain't that funny
Server's down

Live patching hallelujah (whoo)
Live patching hallelujah (whoo)
Live patching hallelujah (whoo)
‘Cause Uptime Funk gon’ give it to ya
‘Cause Uptime Funk gon’ give it to ya
‘Cause Uptime Funk gon’ give it to ya
Saturday night and servers alright
Don’t reboot it just patch (come on)

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james732 07/07 21:17樓下點

不是葉的

waloloo 07/07 21:17公主司機..(揉眼

horseorange 07/07 21:17沒中文會bye唷

還有這條唷

showdoggy 07/07 21:17太早

grant790110 07/07 21:1888

※ 編輯: Neisseria (112.104.129.109 臺灣), 07/07/2022 21:20:13

FZ5566 07/07 21:22沒梗空虛中老年人,從年輕抄歌詞抄到老

acs81046 07/07 21:32太旱