[分享] 90年代的庫艦奇聞

最近庫媽的新聞又浮出來，但是這不是這艘命運多舛的航空母艦第一次落魄。
雖然貴為艦隊旗艦，她服役在90年代俄羅斯經濟最差時，曾是沒有海兵想上的「地獄」。以下是轉載自俄羅斯論壇，轉述1999年一篇報導對庫茲涅佐夫船上服役經驗的分享。
原文有上萬字，我是經過Google Translate變成英文，再翻譯部分為中文。
翻譯多有偏誤，僅供娛樂使用，敬請包涵，若有網友懂俄文，也請不吝指教。
節錄的部分是看到美國網友節錄的精彩片段。
俄文原網址：https://igor113.livejournal.com/27473.html
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After all this it is not surprising that the "Kuznetsov" notorious. The bosses everywhere and frightening: "Will you behave badly - to send the" Kuznetsov
"(a nickname -" Kuzma ")."Well, those who are "lucky" to get to serve in the
"Kuznetsov", be it not very desirable. Hence, the high turnover of staff.
Every 4-5 years of age (on the expiration of the contract) junior officers
- and this is the main skeleton of the ship - is changed to 80%. Departure ofexperienced, and in their place come the "green". The same applies to warrants.All this is clearly not conducive to improving the operation of equipment.
In connection with such contract terms after the military service on the
aircraft carrier enter into only those who are not suitable for "citizen"
- and this will agree, is far from the best "human material".It is no accidentthat not all officers consider it desirable to have the ship "contract".

聽過以上所述，你就會理解庫茲列佐夫惡名昭彰其來有自。
上級到處恐嚇新兵：「你表現不好就送到『庫茲瑪』（庫茲列佐夫的暱稱）上去」。
總之能上庫茲列佐夫服役的人都算「幸運」，縱使沒有人想要。因此，艦上的人員更
迭非常快速。每4-5年合約截止時，身為船艦骨幹的中級軍官有80%會替換掉。有經驗
的人離去，來的都是「菜鳥」。基層軍官也是。這一切當然對裝備的維護一點幫助都
沒有。同時由於合約上關於退役後待遇的關係，航空母艦吸引了不少不符合「公民」
資格的人--你必須承認，這些人不會是最好的「人力資源」。因此，大部分軍官不意
外地認為簽上庫艦的合約不是一件好事。

As for the personnel, ie sailors, then looking at them, believe that the USSRis alive, he lives and will live. There just are no nationalities here! Russian- no more than 60%, though they called, like, only residents of the Russian
Federation. The point is probably that we, Russian, "zakosit sacred duty" is
considered an indicator of social status and prestige.
Therefore rowing all those who have not had the sense or money to avoid.
You read recruits addresses and believe not fail Rus land.Village, town, farm,but not among young sailors nor Muscovites or Petersburgers (even Admiral NO
Essen used to say: "We cultivators are not needed in the Navy").
Another thing - the North Caucasus. It is believed that a real man has to pass an army school, and they get to feel the happiness of the fleet.
Therefore, the ship did not come to the worst representatives of the North
Caucasus. Of course, they quickly mastered with the situation by organizing asmall-town groups and seizing power in a sailor's environment.
In another case with Tuvinians and Bashkirs: probably due to lack of
familiarity with the civilizations they just do not know how to escape from
the honorable duty of the state. Now, perhaps, it is understandable why everytenth inductee not speak in Russian.

至於基層人員--海兵，你看他們一眼就覺得蘇聯依然不死，她不只活著，未來也會活著。 在這裡沒有國籍！俄羅斯人不到60%，其中大多只是剛好是俄羅斯籍而已。或許因為對
我們來說，「（避開？）神聖的責任」是社會地位的象徵。徵兵只會徵到沒有足夠頭腦
或是金錢可以逃兵役的人。你看看新兵的地址，會對俄羅斯有新的認識。村、鎮、農村，在年輕海兵中不會有莫斯科洛是聖彼得堡人。（誠如Essen提督所說，「我們有文化的人在海軍裡不需要」）。還有--北高加索山脈的人。當地人認為當過兵才是真男人，而且
進海軍是快樂的。因此，本艦上的北高加索人並非最差的一群。當然，他們在艦上很快
地以鄉鎮為核心形成小團體並取得權利，完全掌握了艦上的環境。另外還有來自烏拉山
脈與西伯利亞的人，大概因為對文明不熟悉，所以不知道如逃避國家的光榮責任。現在，你大概知道為什麼新兵裡每十個人就有一個連俄語都不會說。

Of harm's way, the entire contingent not even allowed in the dismissal (so
nothing uchudili in Murmansk). So they sit 2 years to "iron". The main
measure of education in relation to the sailors has now become a "whip"
( "Gingerbread" is missing), ie solitary confinement, where sometimes fall
even warrant. From a life of sailors like "lost", the benefit of a large ship.This occurs 3-4 times per month. Then all the officers and warrant officers
painted on gatherings, and we are looking for hiding sailor. The search usuallylast 1-2 days (if you do not find on the first day, and this is 50% likelihoodthat the sailor is usually 2-3 days beyond itself), but there were also
champions. So, one matrosika in the Mediterranean looking for a week. But themost famous was the case with aviation equipment, which is in a state of
extreme intoxication missing.His (or rather, his mummy) found four years
later in a place that until now no one can understand how he got there ...

(譯按：第一句完全看不懂，疑似跟不能放假下船有關)。所以他們被扣留在艦上兩年來
「訓練」。教育海兵的主要工具是「棍子」（沒有「蘿蔔」），例如單人禁閉（有時連
基層軍官也逃不了）。至於對生命感到迷茫的海兵來說，船艦的大小變成一個優勢。這
一個月會發生3-4次。所有的軍官與基層軍官會在集合時被噴爆（？），然後大家一起找失蹤的海兵。搜索行動通常耗費1-2天（如果你第一天沒有找到，表示這個人很可能已經消失2-3天了），但是其中也有冠軍。有個「俄羅斯娃娃」在地中海讓我們找了一個禮拜。但是最有名的一件事是與航空器材兵有關，他在極度酒醉的情況下失蹤。四年後，他
（或者更準確來說他的乾屍）在一個無人能理解的地方找到了...
（譯按：原本翻譯為母親，是我寫到半夜昏頭了，感謝大家指正）

"You want to live - learn to spin." This good old truth, well characterizes
lifestyle on "Kuznetsov". The commander likes to talk about fools - junior
commanders, that put unrealistic demands on "dostavaniya" something, pushing
the men to steal, and then scares that will cover ashore any warhead, if it isin the morning did not bring to light their hallways. And where to get the best light bulbs, if the ship does not give? Vestimo where-from neighbors, at night

「人要活就要變通」這句先人的智慧，很適合用來描述庫茲涅佐夫上的生活。指揮官很
喜歡說一些「傻子」的故事 -- 年輕的軍官，對下屬提出不合理的要求，迫使海兵去偷
竊，然後如果天亮之前沒有恢復走到的光明，就要（這一句完全看不懂）。如果船上沒
有配給，去哪裏取得最好的燈泡呢？當然是夜色中，從你鄰居那...
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以上只是少數片段的翻譯，還有留言區提到夜巡在輪機室撞見失蹤數個月的新兵的故事，還有因為庫艦航空兵較少，所以海兵跑去侵佔航空兵單人寢室，甚至偷接電路改裝熱水澡的故事，十分精彩。

「只要你想要，人人都能有單人寢室」。

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對誒，不好意思我忙到一點多開始寫，整個眼花 XD

十年沒有英文老師了 QQ

在歐洲待久了會不小心習慣英式拼法...

感謝大家查證

這不是很熟悉的劇情嗎...（咦？

瓦良格已經酸是穢土轉生，只有外型相似，根本不是本尊了吧

那是什麼老電影我看不懂啦

還有軍艦上可以藏女子高中社團用的戰車呢（咦？