[問卦] 公司的主機當掉了
剛到公司,準備要享受一杯咖啡
但是公司的主機好死不死當掉了
被公司的女同事 call 去處理
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SYRlTISvjww
This bit
Uncontrolled
A bad bug,
Make my system fold
This bug, in the kernel
My kernel
My uptime ceases
Freakin’, Spazzin’
My manager’s mad, it ain’t pretty
I need caffeine, a big screen
Gotta fix this server in a jiffy
It’s too hot (hot patch)
Call Torvalds and Kroah-Hartman
It’s too hot (hot patch)
Make a Sys Admin retire man
It’s too hot (hot patch)
Holy cow, am I in a jam
It’s too hot (hot patch)
Tellin' ya now it ain't that funny
Server's down
Live patching hallelujah (whoo)
Live patching hallelujah (whoo)
Live patching hallelujah (whoo)
‘Cause Uptime Funk gon’ give it to ya
‘Cause Uptime Funk gon’ give it to ya
‘Cause Uptime Funk gon’ give it to ya
Saturday night and servers alright
Don’t reboot it just patch (come on)
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樓下點
不是葉的
公主司機..(揉眼
沒中文會bye唷
還有這條唷
太早
88
沒梗空虛中老年人,從年輕抄歌詞抄到老
太旱
爆
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