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[問卦] 蟑螂翻肚給我看 是不是代表他信任我@@

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poeta
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時間推噓48 推:49 噓:1 →:18

我剛剛去廚房開冰箱

開燈就看到一隻蟑螂

在我面前翻肚

我聽人說 肚子是動物最脆弱的地方

翻給你看 代表他住的很舒服 很有安全感

所以是信任的一種表現 @@?

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ha0118 06/14 00:03踩下去

STi2011 06/14 00:03剛他

benomy 06/14 00:03五樓也翻肚給愛滋甲男友肛

Submicromete 06/14 00:03對 快拿起來用力吸

pumapupa 06/14 00:03快搔他肚肚

shields5566 06/14 00:03這時候你要去摸摸牠的肚子 表示友好

engineer1 06/14 00:03五樓肛門露出表示任肛

dcshoecousa 06/14 00:03牠要你幫牠撓癢癢

zakijudelo 06/14 00:03沒摸它肚子

Dementors 06/14 00:03還不吸爆

wilson3435 06/14 00:03...廢的蠻有梗的,推

pumapupa 06/14 00:03靠北逆阿

chenmingchih 06/14 00:04我都拖鞋伺候

sandy5243 06/14 00:04對,你可以養他了

lee0128 06/14 00:04嚕蟑螂

NinJa 06/14 00:04..........

EEzionT 06/14 00:04無言 噁爆

ab159852 06/14 00:05有笑有推XD

TexasFlood 06/14 00:05湊上去聞它,跟吸貓一樣

robrob99 06/14 00:05只翻過來不算 還要肯讓你摸還不掙扎

zakijudelo 06/14 00:06蟑螂在你腳邊蹭,也是相同道理

vorsss 06/14 00:07哈哈哈 XDD

online0801 06/14 00:08看他這麼可愛,買個蟑螂屋給他住下去

online0801 06/14 00:08

Lycoris1290 06/14 00:08吸螂

kastyshing 06/14 00:08還不吸爆。 唉唷,好噁

ap926044 06/14 00:08再跟你求偶啦

fp737 06/14 00:08= = ==

meatbear 06/14 00:09快掛了 還不幫忙CPR

zakijudelo 06/14 00:10我買蟑螂屋給它們住,它們都好喜歡,

zakijudelo 06/14 00:10捨不得出來

jan777 06/14 00:11對,你一定要抱著牠睡

fcds 06/14 00:13笑死

amphiprion 06/14 00:13是喔

air8426 06/14 00:13叫牠不用演 米蟲畜牲沖馬桶 省得浪費食糧

Papee 06/14 00:13他是動物ㄇ

Zing119 06/14 00:15等你搔癢癢

oldtype 06/14 00:17摸摸它的頭

fp737 06/14 00:17把牠翻過來摸摸頭呀

JingPingKing 06/14 00:20有笑有推

maxmeyer 06/14 00:30靠北笑死XD

muzik 06/14 00:30蟑螂:今天可以呦<3

white198308 06/14 00:33應該把臉貼上回應牠

MKIU 06/14 00:34http://i.imgur.com/tefeyQd.jpg

圖https://i.imgur.com/tefeyQd.jpg?e=1666738224&s=lj85WzXTFVuASEL7BO6vBA, 蟑螂翻肚給我看 是不是代表他信任我@@

vidconic 06/14 00:35很幽默 笑死

warmblue 06/14 00:36他喜歡你 快吸

starlitfish 06/14 00:38燒他陰毛

ganbastar 06/14 00:38幹有點好笑

edward4904 06/14 00:39笑爛

tim9527 06/14 00:39我笑了

jibes932 06/14 00:41那你還不摸摸他

shadow0326 06/14 00:42嚕他

homerunball 06/14 00:494

yu1164 06/14 00:51我笑了

a0921387223 06/14 01:40收編

jin0 06/14 02:12你可以摸摸它的肚子呀

panhoho 06/14 02:44

a34567 06/14 03:58吸他肚肚

IfIcouldfly 06/14 05:32蟑螂在求你肛他

mortleo 06/14 05:34你是不是輕輕拍他的頭?

FIREEX 06/14 06:21給它一張黨證可以增加忠誠度

pital 06/14 07:12你沒把臉埋進他的肚肚吸蟑?

KillLakers 06/14 07:41趕快把頭湊下去吸他阿~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Fauns 06/14 07:47有笑給推

jeremytsai 06/14 08:22八卦可以多一點這種廢文嗎XD

TarikBlack 06/14 09:17哈哈哈哈哈

hagane39 06/14 09:54養了嗎?

curance 06/14 10:53笑了